Hey all ! End sems are over and the vacations has started…so as all vacations are ,this one is also no special…same old exciting start with a hope to go home…and then when you realise you have reached home you are hit by the thought that there is nothing to do in this looooong span of time …but still you plan yourselves a schedule to do …but the truth we all know is that all we gonna do is sleep and be fat all this summer…! The actual problem is in the basic formula of vacations..according to textbook knowledge you should be happy about vacations (that you always are)…but lets move a lil away from the topic…what difference does vacations and a working day actually have…i don’t know about you , but for me” Vacations = {(working day sleep)-(working day tension)}”!!!
But as we all know(or don’t know) is that vacations just are just a sorry excuse to send us home after each semester so that the Ph.d professors could live a happy life at last(for a week or two)!it was never meant for us…we are just a cheque of Rs 35,000 or more to the college…’You Pay You Stay’ is their Motto ! But i don’t even have a problem with that ..who the hell wants to see the faces of those hideous professors on a daily basis too…for me college is more of a scary haunted house where we pay to see scary looking ,knowledge bragging old lifeless souls entering class rooms after every 50 mins…and scaring the hell out of us for the next 50 !
But Vacations are a boon or a curse is still a debatable topic..you might remind me of the cliche dialogue that if you use your time judiciously this vacation is good for you and blah blah blhabitty blah…..! seriously cut the crap ,i guarantee you,ask any normal 20-21 year old engineering(indian) student on a vacations ” what will you do this summer….?? and his reply will be ” yaar kya karna hai..sherlock ki 3rd season download ho gayi hai wahi dekhna hai..sutta marna hai…aur sona hai…aur kya…btw bhai koi naya maal hai tere lappy me …pendrive le…16 gb hai..poora bhar dena!!” i don’t know anything about the Non-Males but for us boys means downloading american sitcoms or series…sutta(cigarette) day and night ,porn and sleep..& porn again!
And after all this brain storming or as you can say in hindi chutiyapa..i hereby declare Vacations as OVERRATED! So if you are still waiting for your vacations then fair enough…create a virtual reality world of what you will be doing in this summer and how that will benefit mankind in coming days ! and for my friend who are enjoying(theoretically) their vacations…keep enjoying(lol)…btw…does anyone reading this have the link to download 4th season of Games of Thrones???🍻🔞🆒
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